The second season premier of Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s aired tonight on E. The episode focused on Kourtney confronting her boyfriend Scott on allegations of cheating after Kim broke the code on his cell and they read his text messages. And of course, in true Kardashian style, Kim and Khloe just had to get all up in Kourt’s business and gang up on Scott too!

Also Bruce (Jenner, their step-father) was afraid that Kim was letting her celebrity go to her head. Ummm… has he met her? I mean really that is her whole personna, give us a break. The funniest part was when Kim over heard the 11 and 9 year old youngest sisters, Kendall and Kielly, imitating her, which she complained to Bruce about. Bruce is already quite concerned about his youngest little girls being exposed to all this craziness, Keilly’s nickname is Shakira Shakira cause she knows how to shake it and they both are not strangers to the stripper pole installed in the house. Oh well, those Krazy functionally disfunctional Kardarshians! Another all new episode airs on E next Sunday 10 pm eastern/ 9 pm central.

You might want to check out Heidi Montag on the beach in a low-cut dress and pink bikini.

However, she’s a singer now and this is her low, low, low budget music video. Trust me, you must put this on mute if you watch.

On second thought, once she starts singing, it gets really unsexy. I’d rather listen to Minnie Mouse. In fact, a video like this, but with Minnie might be pretty funny. This one, not even funny it’s so bad, unfortunately.

Still, the first several seconds are kind of hot!

Who is that pregnant star, Whitney Houston???

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Britney, why so down?

I mean, wear a bra - always.

Here ya go! Courtesy of Sarah Jean Snarker & Kiss My Starse–

Kim Kardashian must have the widest thighs of any woman, ever. Now I don’t feel so fat!

Every day that little fetus grows, I die a little inside. … In my sexy spot.

To the right is Britney Spears having recently toned her abs back up to their peak fitness. Good for her! I’m so proud. Has she done this through dance exercise? Makes ya think huh. I went off to You Tube for my own work out instruction via dance steps videos, like for Britney’s Oops! I Did it Again. I highly recommend making it apart of your daily routine if you need to get in shape at all.

If you can’t dance, it’s all the better - you’ll work harder. A song like Oops! is good because it’s fast paced (Spice Girls, say, would be okay for your beginning days, though) and moderately difficult.

OK well I’ve got to fall over dead now! I’ll let you know if I lose weight, too!

What if celebrities found themselves out of work, like Don Imus, and what if they were to turn to the Internet to earn a living? They’d find some success based on the popularity of their names alone, but there would need to be more to it.

1. Avril Lavigne is known for mouthing off about fellow celebrities, so I think she should start a celebrity gossip blog, to be called The Bitchy.
2. Eminem should start a blog about politics, because he has a lot to say, his controversial style will stand out. It could be called Rapping Points Memo.
3. Howard Stern should start a current events, humor and babes blog, naturally. Perhaps called NSFA: Not Safe for America. Why should he start one in the first place? If he’s the “King of ALL Media” he should already have!
4. Don Imus really should start that podcast, and a blog to go with it. The podcast content should be just like his radio show, and the blog would be a how-to on Internet speaking. (It’s looser than corporation-owned, government-confined public entertainment.) The title? I have a few ideas; Pro Podder ; Get Fired, Get Fame ; Fire Up the Fame ; Scraggly-Headed Foo’ (just kidding on that one).
5. Britney Spears has an iffy future regarding career success, so she should consider blogging. But the dancing queen should stay away from cryptic poems and letters and get honest in her personal blog about trouble raising a family, keeping a marriage together, going through divorce, dating again (and doing stuff in bushes), and trying to revive her music’s appeal—-and there should even be some fashion discussion, like the best wig/hat combos and why women shouldn’t follow critic’s rules. (If she can manage to pull off that argument! It does seem she believes it, anyway.) Her blog’s name could be Still Not Yet a Woman.
6. Isaac Mizrahi should start a blog about the fabulous life of being a gay fashion designer, with tips on all sorts of fabulous & fashionable lifestyle topics. He could be another The Manolo! He could call it Isaac!! Daarlings or better yet; The Man in a Stiletto. (Intriiiguing.)
7. More from the fashion crowd, stylist and TV show host Clinton Kelly shouldn’t be overshadowed by his What Not to Wear co-host Stacy London getting her own talk show. No, he can start his own insanely popular fashion rules blog. The best part would be Clinton’s charming and amusing personality. (And the is he or isn’t he gay fan wonderings.) The name, Go Pretty Yourself or Kiss Me, Clinton.
8. Angelina Jolie should blog for human rights and charity issues. That’s pretty original, eh? She’s a sight to behold and always seen doing good, but she rarely gets to speak out or explain herself. Her blog could be called. Earth’s Inner Beauty. (Yeah, I’m gagging, but it could work.)
9. Imagine a blog by President Bush or Jessica Simpson with entries like, “HOW DO I TURN OFF THIS CAPS SETTING?” ; “Is this where I type my words?” ; “Has this published? Can you Read this?” ; and “Is Tuna REALLY Chicken?” Yes, a stupid celebrity should blog. The name possibilities are as endless as there are dumb stars.
10. Sanjaya. He’ll need some sort of job, ’cause I don’t see him singing. But people love him. So let him do little public appearances and start a MySpace blog. The topic; photos of his hair styles. The name; Sanjaya’s Blog of the Worst.

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Britney Spears can’t stop with the hats! She’s addicted to them, and … I think she’s in love with them!

Britney appears to be turned on by the hat - she’s groping her own breasts! … More photos after the fold. More, more, more »

Don Imus, you’re just a scraggly-headed, splotchy-faced cracka-ass. How do you like it? Seriously, this face was made for radio … so now what? Don, I do have a positively-intended tip for you: start a podcast. Put ads on your new website for it. If no one will support you at first, just place Google ads and the like (or unlike, as they prefer). And whatever you do, don’t vlog.

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