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Nicole’s Nasty Nekkit Feet


Nicole's Nasty Nekkit Feet

Nicole Richie went barefoot to grab some coffee, while out and about.

Eew! Her feet are emaciated, like those skinny chicken ankles. This is why women need shoes. If anyone should put on some classic (bronze, perhaps, for her gorgeous coloring) pumps, it’s she.
(Photo courtesy of Perez Hilton.)
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Tom & Katie: Dress (Alike) to Impress


Tom & Katie: Dress (Alike) to Impress

It all seems like a dream to me, this Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes relationship. It indeed started out as a fantasy in a young Holmes’ mind. When I heard about that, I thought it was sweet for them to “end up together.” Then I came back to the present reality of the situation. It’s [...]

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Kelly Osbourne, Thin?


Kelly Osbourne, Thin?

All I am going to say is congratulations to Kelly Osbourne for losing weight. Look at that tiny waist she has! Her arms are still appropriately sized for a woman, and you can see in her face that she’s not too thin at all. She looks absolutely smashing.
There’s no need for me to dis the [...]

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Starring : the "stars" in this post aren't "A-List" for top bill.

Madonna, in Need of a Tailor


Madonna, in Need of a Tailor

This could be a very nice suit, at quick glance.
But, yes, those are 90-degree-angle shoulder pads.
They make her huge boobs look even droopier than they are (what is up with her rack?!).
And the sleeves are much longer than her arms. We can’t even see the tip of a finger.
Yes, Madonna is in desperate need of [...]

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The Material Girl


The Material Girl

The Material Girl. This song is like an anthem, in a playful way, of course.

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The Not-So-Incredible Shrinking Woman


The Not-So-Incredible Shrinking Woman

A while ago, Nicole Richie turned her style status around. But more recently, she turned into a sickly twig. Now, in her hugely over sized sunglasses, Nicole looks like a bug-girl. She’s the (Not So) Incredible Shrinking Woman of the Hollywood Freak Show.

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Britney’s Wacky Pregnant Fashion “Statements”


Britney's Wacky Pregnant Fashion "Statements"

Britney Spears has cut her famous blond hair short, and somehow that’s news. This picture is from People.com.
I used to think that Ms. Spears had some innate fashionable qualities that produced her daring ensembles, but as the old Brit gave way, I completely gave up on her. First, she was quoted saying unintelligent, hick things. [...]

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Lindsay Lohan, First


Lindsay Lohan, First

Lindsay Lohan, I repeat much of what I said to miss Hilary Duff.
I saw your new video, “First” (which is ironically titled, I think, it alludes to a star’s ego). “First” of all, you need to take a writing class, since professional-penners with integrity (which true talent leads to) don’t seem to flock to the [...]

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Downtime


Downtime

The site and RSS feeds were down for a few hours due to a server error and some still-unknown cause.
No need to bore you with anything further.

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Starring : the "stars" in this post aren't "A-List" for top bill.

Xtina’s Injured Arm


Xtina's Injured Arm

Christina Aguilera can really write a melody, but it appears she needs to work on her right hook.
The soulful singer injured her arm, and now wears it bandaged, while fighting with a drunk “fan” at a nightclub.
She’s such a classy girl.
We can see this with her new, “pin-up” hairstyle. See the pictures.

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Starring : the "stars" in this post aren't "A-List" for top bill.