It’s almost the new year, which means all of America will be “dieting” (read: pretending, or trying *really* hard, anyway. “Hey, give me a break.” And then they will take a break …) But do you know what that really means? Kirstie Alley is going to add to her recent growth of wealth, as she [...]

Johnny Damon has hit us so hahd, I couldn’t stand to talk about it due to the fiery angah. Damon’s left Boston for those Damned Yankees. At first, I thought it would be a cruel revenge that he would have to lose his haiah. We thought his powah was in that haiah. Turns out he [...]

Kelly Osbourne looks like a before picture in an ad for teeth whitening. What Kelly should do, obviously, is use Crest Whitestrips Premium Plus. But she also needs to stay away from red lipstick. She should instead lean toward more fuschia-meets-rose shades—basically medium tones with a hint of a blue tint in them. If [...]

I came upon this picture of Jessica Simpson shopping with her mom, Tina, in West Hollywood on Thursday. All I could think (forget divorce) was that I recognized Tina Simpson’s bag as the COACH Soho Suede Flap Satchel in Flint (light brown).
The color (nor the beautiful bordeaux leather) is not available on Coach.com, any longer, [...]

Aren’t we bratty? We’re moving around on you, but we ask that you be kind and move forward with us. The new domain (and actually, we’re changing the name a little on you, too. We suck) is Style-Spotlight.net.
As divas, we still want just as much attention as before, so DO YOUR PARTS, or else.

Courtney Love has lost weight. Unfortunately, she still looks like a blowfish.

Tara! There are so many vulgar things to possibly say! All that needs to be said — and it needs to be said — is that we do not want to see your large, sagging breasts with — ok, I must say it — downward pointing nipples!
No!
Why don’t you try a comfortable, lifting bra, like [...]

The Alexander McQueen silk skull scarf is nothing new in celeb fashion and has been seen on everyone from the Olsen twins to Lindsay Lohan but here it seems Nicky took one look at Sienna “style icon” Miller and not only managed to reproduce the skull print but the leather jacket and the black bag [...]

Jessica Simpson: caught wearing a coat I would put on my dog, if it were the right size for her.
Some people disagree that this is ugly, bad fashion, or at least are suggesting where to buy it.

“I have amazing boobs. I do; I know it. They’re not too big, not too small. They’re just perfect.”
– Cosmopolitan cover girl Ashlee Simpson
SJ Snarker:
Ashlee, you lesbian, stop staring at my chest!
Sinister Sister:
I have to say I am proud. When she finds herself in the back room at the music stores, and her sister is [...]