In a brilliantly witty public letter to Victoria Beckham, who’s clearly ex Posh, Us Magazine .com pleaded with the footballer’s wife to support her puppies.

Dear Victoria “Posh” Beckham,

We just have to get this off our chest: There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you’ve unfortunately been known to do.

It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you – much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise – so allow us to explain: You’re a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe. But keep shunning that bra and in five years you’ll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby David Beckham might mistake for soccer ball bags.

We’re really looking out for you best interests … so we hope you’ll keep our advice close to your heart.

Sincerely,

Usmagazine.com

There’s just one mistake there, Vickie’s breasts are absolutely fake (as plainly evidenced in the below photos). There’s no sagging, and there will be no gravity reaping its punishments in five years time. (Don’t worry, girls, her boobs are not cute.) But what that does mean is there is no stopping the marble-sized razor-sharp nipples from nearly pushing holes through those thin tees.

Yes, indeed, do undie up Posh. This from a girl who usually likes boobies.

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