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If it is, then I’m so glad I didn’t know about it. I bet Fergie’s ankles are furious with her for hiding them away. It’s almost summer, for crying out loud, and they’re bound up good and tight. As for the rest of that outfit, do you think that waistcoat could actually clasp? I’m guessing [...]

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Do you love it as much as I do? How glamorous.   Source

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I’m sure Dina Lohan was thrilled to have these photos floating around again. I can feel her pain, really, because all of us have a family photo or two that we’d like to keep under wraps. I’m tempted to comment about the hair, but it’s such a low blow, don’t you think? Source

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And that includes Nicole Richie! I highly doubt that she’s pregnant, which means that she really just needs a pair of Spanx Girl Shorts, or something similar. And, even more obviously, a bra. And an accessory or two. But the Spanx are by far the most important. Source

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Oh, Lily Allen is the TMI queen. I can’t believe that she told the press that she got kicked out of school due to “doing things with boys that I shouldn’t have been doing at such a young age.” Um, you can read more about that here if you’d like, but I kind of appreciate [...]

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Naomi Campbell’s feathery shift has me spellbound. I want to hate it, but I really, truly can’t. The feathers are arranged to land just so, the sash is kind of–dare I say–bewitching, and although not entirely seasonal, it’s daring and successful–a combination I wish we saw more often. I even started looking for a feathery [...]

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I hope everyone had a great Memorial Day filled with barbecuing and fun. Now don’t you wish you had a “job” like Matthew? Then every day could be like today, or basically Matthew’s life on the set of Surfer Dude. . . sigh. Back to the daily grind! Source

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She needs to Put It Away. (NOT wear it on the red carpet, please!) Oh, Petra, even your hotness can’t rescue this one. . . ug. Source

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I’d just like to point out the eeriness of this post on Bastardly.com just a couple of days before Lindsay’s run-in with the law. Are you as disturbed as I am? Lindsay got away with a misdemeanor after she crashed her car while legally under the influence this past Saturday, but there’s still the possibility [...]

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  Scarlett’s new ad for Louis Vuitton’s Fall/Winter 2007 campaign has surfaced, and I’m definitely digging it over her last ones she did. You’ll start seeing the ads in August, but now that you’ve gotten a peek, what do you think? I can’t stop staring at the bracelet Scar’s wearing, but the rich colors are [...]

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