Nice pants, Kelly! I sure hope a “frenemy” helped pick these out, because I’d be quite disturbed imagining that she did this all to herself. Since when is this top a good choice for a body type like hers? Poor Girl.

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Kendra Wilkinson’s such a one-trick pony, but we all probably knew that already. Could you pose at ANY event wearing a hat like this? Maybe so, but pulling a “Marilyn” pose probably wouldn’t be my first choice.
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I’m still not sure whether or not Nicole Richie is pregnant, but it’s not I can really focus my eyes on anything except her necklace. Wait, is that a necklace? It reminds me of a bib. Oooh, maybe Nicole is leaving us a clue!
Fine, maybe not. I do hope that the rumors aren’t [...]

A troubled actress straight out of rehab, a huge party, and perhaps a Vodka sponsor, too. Imagine the possibilities.

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I have a feeling Mariah Carey knew full well what she was doing, but if there’s one thing I really don’t want to see, then it has to be her panties. Is she going to keep doing this until she’s 40+?
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Hold me. I’m scared. Wouldn’t you get nervous around Gerri Halliwell’s trainer, too? He’s an absolute Mac truck of man, and I’m inclined to look the other way. You know, just in case he gets angry or something. Eeeee!
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Lindsay’s definitely not going to do anything to make her reputation better if she does ost her birthday party on July 2nd. At a nightclub. With the very possible sponsorship of Svedka Vodka. I just hope she can muster up some responsibility for her 21st bash. Her friend Mike Heller said that “Just because [...]

 
I love Shakira’s natural look. She looks completely relaxed with that casual bag and funky necklace, but she still manages to look absolutely beautiful.

To top it off, I’m very impressed with that hair color. Let’s just say that I’m keeping this picture in my files when I get a color update.

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I know. I’m slightly crazy, but imagine that you’re told that you can go on house arrest and then they haul you straight back in. Look at her crying! I don’t like Paris, but I really don’t like looking at these pictures. According to People:
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Egads! People were saying that Kim had butt implants, but I really didn’t believe it until I saw this pic. I have to say that I’m a little bit frightened after seeing this. It’s frighteningly disproportional, but that certainly isn’t bothering Kim. So whether they’re bought or not, it’s good to see a smile like [...]