You might want to check out Heidi Montag on the beach in a low-cut dress and pink bikini.

However, she’s a singer now and this is her low, low, low budget music video. Trust me, you must put this on mute if you watch.

On second thought, once she starts singing, it gets really unsexy. I’d rather listen to Minnie Mouse. In fact, a video like this, but with Minnie might be pretty funny. This one, not even funny it’s so bad, unfortunately.

Still, the first several seconds are kind of hot!

Who is that pregnant star, Whitney Houston???

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Britney, why so down?

I mean, wear a bra - always.

Here ya go! Courtesy of Sarah Jean Snarker & Kiss My Starse–

Kim Kardashian must have the widest thighs of any woman, ever. Now I don’t feel so fat!

Every day that little fetus grows, I die a little inside. … In my sexy spot.