You might want to check out Heidi Montag on the beach in a low-cut dress and pink bikini.
However, she’s a singer now and this is her low, low, low budget music video. Trust me, you must put this on mute if you watch.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFfCsUszJMQ[/youtube]
On second thought, once she starts singing, it gets really unsexy. I’d rather [...]

Who is that pregnant star, Whitney Houston???

No …

Britney, why so down?

I mean, wear a bra - always.
Here ya go! Courtesy of Sarah Jean Snarker & Kiss My Starse–

Kim Kardashian must have the widest thighs of any woman, ever. Now I don’t feel so fat!

Every day that little fetus grows, I die a little inside. … In my sexy spot.