You might want to check out Heidi Montag on the beach in a low-cut dress and pink bikini.

However, she’s a singer now and this is her low, low, low budget music video. Trust me, you must put this on mute if you watch.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFfCsUszJMQ[/youtube]

On second thought, once she starts singing, it gets really unsexy. I’d rather listen to Minnie Mouse. In fact, a video like this, but with Minnie might be pretty funny. This one, not even funny it’s so bad, unfortunately.

Still, the first several seconds are kind of hot!