Angelina Jolie's Hands-Free Multiple Child Carrier




This is better than real life, an illustration from Gallery of the Absurd:

Look sleek and stylish as you travel the globe in search of exotic orphans. This fashionable yet functional carrier holds four children and features diaper storage, a bottle and sippy cup holder, insulated snack compartment, and retractable toys (that’s my fav-o-rite part!). Your kids are safely secured while your hands are free to scoop up the next orphans to catch your eye.

Angelina Jolie illustration

Why stop there? I say. She could hold two large children on her back and two infants on her chest. That means that after this new addition, she could easily adopt two more orphans!

And why stop there?! Brad could wear one as well! The litter could consist of 12 kids!

Wait! There’s more! Soon Zahara and Maddox will be grown, they could add one kid to be carried every five years or so! It might never. stop!

Then perhaps they could rescue Chihuahuas and strap them on appendages ……. ………. Too much?

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