Every once in a while, I come across a photo in which a person is wearing an outfit so bad, words fail me.

This is just such an outfit. I have no idea where to begin.

Do I start with what appears to be velour capri pants? Do I attempt some witty phrase to describe the vest with closures that appear to be brown rubber bands? Do I mention that it looks like her shoes are on the wrong feet?

I will say that I’m glad she wore the evening gloves. Otherwise I would have never known that it was a formal event. But, other than that, I’m at a loss for words.

Curse you, Edie Williams. Your bad fashion Kung Fu is strong and you have beaten me.