The latest news/gossip is that Britney Spears is dropping babies like they’re hot, yo! When Sean Preston is only 7 months old (and while Kevin Federline has two young children outside their relationship), Britney Spears cannot hide her 2nd pregnancy any longer! (How far along IS she? When’s the third child planned to be conceived? [When's Kevin gettin' dropped?])
Even bigger news is that Britney’s private journal with poems and lyrics has been stolen, and this tentative single has been released to the Internet! (But with her new career as stay-at-drunk Mom, she probably won’t release it, anyway.)
Here are the words! (Tune is familiar; very creative, that Brit.)
“Oops, I Dropped One Again”
Oops! I did it again!
I was perfectly thin,
then I had a kid.
Oh, baby 1, baby 2.
Now I’m addicted,
though I’m a bad mom,
I’ll prob’ly have 10!
Oh, baby 3, baby 4!
They drop on their heads,
and I can’t use my car seat,
but what can I say?!
They’re cute when asleep!
Oh, baby 5, baby 6!
I can’t help myself,
I love that Kev sex!
Mrs. Fed’s not that innocent!
May 10th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
“She” has such rythm, a sense of a natural beat.