Pamela Anderson was spotted on the beach recently, and boy is her boob job a bad one.

Her nipples are there. and there.

And what’s this?

Shexy.

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When I first watched this video, I felt afraid.

I felt afraid for our editor, Elle, and I wanted to cry out to her like she’s my mommy. I also felt bad for everything dirty I’ve ever written.

But then I thought a bit.

Jimmy Kimmel is a **cking hypocrite! The Jimmy Kimmel show is a paid sponsor of various celebrity gossip blogs, including The Superficial, which imho is the dirtiest, most slanderous, most untrue gossip site out there. (And god I love it!)

So he, or his producers, but please - he should have a say - so anyway he wants to get viewers from these crazy-popular blogs and puts aside his morals.

Stick to comedy and looking at bouncing girls, Jimmy (remember the man show? Yeah, Kimmel’s classy). Plus Jimmy, you’re fat. So there.

I ran this by Elle and she totally supports the post. And about the “Jimmy is fat” comment, it’s ok, I said, because I’m fat. And that’s koo.

Paris Hilton bending over to show cheek.

Or, ya know, do. It’s fun.

Here she is in the same paparazzi shoot looking suspiciously fake:

Paris Hilton Shows off Designer Freebie

Here Paris shows off her unmistakably Chanel clutch. This is obviously for promoting her freebie, with some real-life endorsement deal with the house. I’ve never seen such an obvious pose as Paris was doing here (more photos below).

Ahh..

Cute dress, cute shoes.. Paris, I love you. I actually do like you. Sigh, I’m sick.

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Lindsay, beautiful:

But she proved she’s an odd, slow (you know what I mean) mess when she gave an interview via Blackberry to GQ Magazine.

Love the ending. Poor Marshall. And poor those two new puppies! Yikes.

(No harm has YET been done to the puppies, but it’s Miss Lohan.)

Larry Birkhead, despite Howard K. Stern being listed on the birth certificate.

Apparently, Howard K. will not fight for custody. So should Larry raise Dannielynn? What would Anna want? It was always clear she looked just like Birkhead, but does DNA make him fit over Anna’s wishes?

If you watch the video, linked from the photo below, you’ll see …

That Larry is really just a d*ck. Quote,

“I hate to be the one who told you this, but: I told you so!!!”

Gag, I can’t believe people cheered to that.

Well, the world isn’t fair! I hope little Dannielynn isn’t punished with a bad life because of this. Not like Anna would have likely given her the perfect little normal world, anyway.

That face … lost all its appeal for me. She’s blossoming fully into Donnatella Versace.

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Apparently Justin Timberlake gave a jerky interview to British GQ,

“I used to care about those awards and trophies - maybe when I was younger. Come on, it’s all a load of bullsh*t, right? I view the Grammy’s the same way I as I see my deal with McDonald’s. I regret the McDonald’s deal. [Come onnnnn I love that jingle! I’m lovin’ IT that jingle!] I don’t regret doing the Grammy’s entirely but I wish I hadn’t put so much of myself into it. [Oh, come on, what’d you put? It’s a nice event, don’t compare it to unhealthy fast food.] It’s kind of interesting. Just like the McDonald’s deal, whose market share went up 25% when I walked into those offices and changed their image. When I did the Grammy’s, the viewing figures went up by 25%. Funny, isn’t it?”

It’s astoundingly hilarious how you’ve proven you’re 175% more conceited than I ever imagined.

Plus, he’s just crude,

“The sex scene [with Christina Ricci] was pretty hot. I’m not going to say it doesn’t feel weird pretending to f*** someone in front of a man with a sound boom, though.”

Aww, were you jealous of the sound boom? Felt inferior to the sound boom?

That d*** should be locked away in his box.

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And we all thought Uma Thurman was sexy? Good act she put on, I’d hire her in my next film. Oh but probably still not for the role of any attractive woman anymore, no, the image of this has ruined Uma in all our eyes. Am I wrong?

Her breasts sag so low, she looks exactly like my Nana.

And WHOOPS! Poppin’ out!

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2007 proves to be the year of the Nipple Gate (watch out Janet Jackson). I have to document it officially, but with new nipple slips every. single. day. I need to figure out the best way to do it (thoughts?) Anyway, here is Britney Spears who really doesn’t know how to cover up. Not only is her very sheer blouse showing her dark areola, but she’s got some sort of stain from dinner on it. She doesn’t care though, no! She’s just smilin’ away!

People should learn. Perhaps some can’t. I’m not saying Britney is stupid, but I’d love for a doctor or old teacher to come out to the press and do it. Okay, I WILL say it — moron! Here’s another photo of her areola, just for fun. (NSFW)

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He now claims he was just kidding.

But is joking about snorting your deceased father’s ashes also a sign of severe mental troubles? Who could make that sh*t up?! He probably actually snorted other strange things, like laundry detergent, garlic salt, and women’s bronzer. And he probably actually stared at his dad’s remains, longing during his desperate crashes. Seriously, wtf*?

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