Who is that pregnant star, Whitney Houston???

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To the right is Britney Spears having recently toned her abs back up to their peak fitness. Good for her! I’m so proud. Has she done this through dance exercise? Makes ya think huh. I went off to You Tube for my own work out instruction via dance steps videos, like for Britney’s Oops! I Did it Again. I highly recommend making it apart of your daily routine if you need to get in shape at all.

If you can’t dance, it’s all the better - you’ll work harder. A song like Oops! is good because it’s fast paced (Spice Girls, say, would be okay for your beginning days, though) and moderately difficult.

OK well I’ve got to fall over dead now! I’ll let you know if I lose weight, too!

Lindsay, beautiful:

But she proved she’s an odd, slow (you know what I mean) mess when she gave an interview via Blackberry to GQ Magazine.

Love the ending. Poor Marshall. And poor those two new puppies! Yikes.

(No harm has YET been done to the puppies, but it’s Miss Lohan.)

He now claims he was just kidding.

But is joking about snorting your deceased father’s ashes also a sign of severe mental troubles? Who could make that sh*t up?! He probably actually snorted other strange things, like laundry detergent, garlic salt, and women’s bronzer. And he probably actually stared at his dad’s remains, longing during his desperate crashes. Seriously, wtf*?

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I don’t want to even to over-talk about it, it’s just so bad. Here goes: Keith Richards snorted his own father’s ashes with some blow, as he revealed himself as being the “strangest” thing he’s ever done. Keith Richards is one sick mofo! That’s the strangest thing he’s ever done? I think that tops the case over all Americans! What a freaking loon!
Punchlines:

• That’s one way to suck up to Pop.
• Keith apparently got the last laugh, a real on-top-of-the-world, coke-high hearty one.
• Doesn’t this make Richards a cannibal? And would this count as an incestuous cannibal?
• I guess the Stones didn’t make him as rich as we might think, Keith Richards had to resort to mixing in his dear late father’s ashes with his blow.

In related news, Richards was so off his rocker throughout his life that he enjoyed being watched by fans for possibly at any second dropping off the face of the Earth. When he got healthier, he was disappointed to be off that “top” list of sorts.

I guess it’s some achievement that you look like you’re a corpse ten years into death already, Keith, don’t worry, you’re winning that contest by far!

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Our visual aid for this lesson will be Courtney Love. Thank you, Courtney Love, and may I congratulate you on your slim-down - but we’re here to tell you that you have work yet to do before allowing yourself to be photographed any further in swimsuits - ya hear? Let us explain …

When an overweight body loses fat, it keeps extra skin. (The sound of children ewwing) Yes I know. I’m not sure what can be done about that for most people, but for the rich, isn’t there some procedure? Now, it also keeps extra thin layers of fat on the surface, but this is the easiest to get rid of. Actually, a “procedure” for THAT is liposuction, but this is also the fat that can be exercised away via weight/strength training. (Am I wrong?) Get toned, trim, fit … not just smaller - before exposing yourself in revealing swimsuits.

I will say one of your recent suits, Courtney, was much better (the last) - but you still have work to do! Now wait and study these images…

Got it?? Ready? Go!

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When Beyoncé lost a good amount (on her frame) of weight by using controversial quickie methods for filming Dream Girls, I was not pleased at all.

But with those risky methods, everyone inevitably gains the weight back, and that’s what I had heard Beyoncé did, and now I see the photo proof.

She’s got legs; calves, thighs, a bust, a waste; curves! A boody?!!

And some people are noticing this with negative tones, and that’s sad. If Beyoncé isn’t bootylicious, then there’s no hope for the public! I know that’s the way “they” like it, too. But hey, just tell THE MAN to “Kiss my beauty-licious!”