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Golden Gloves Live Tweeting! OK I feel like a douche announcing it like that. Guh
Um. The Jonas Brothers are ALSO making a 3D concert movie? ………. *insert joke about the end of the world here*
Fuck. Miley Cyrus actually has a gorgeous dress.
I was thinking how bad this chick looks until I [...]

If that bra fits her, I’ll eat my own. And I want real proof, people, the naked truth, if you will. (Really, that’d be nice.)
More photos of Nicola McLean promoting lingerie (note the lack of arse):

Tara Reid has checked herself into rehab.
But what for? I hope plastic surgery. Can they undo those bazom-don’ts?

Ehs. Read more at People.com, if you care.

Britney …. wha?
What’d you say? Mmhmm, yeah, uh-huh. Yeah. OK. Sure. Yeap.

Anyone else get the craving for popcorn and want to settle in and just look at their computer screens? Yeah, I know I’m so gay, so what?

Or… Has Paris Hilton’s Money Run out with the Recession and She’s Turned to Whorin’?
We love when science meets fashion, like a really good tummy-tucking panty or just mathematical aesthetics of shape, etc. But Paris Hilton didn’t show this much cleavage when fully naked in her sex tapes!

I’m too sexy for your britches, bitches.

Yeah, her [...]

It really looks like Victoria Beckham has finally lost “enough” weight and is actually nonexistant inside her trench and wide leg trousers.

Not cute. Ow.
(I wonder if she’s still got those huge nipples?)

Madonna is very muscular, this is fairly known. But she’s not just fit for her age, she’s … just strange. Check out the tone lines on her thigh:

Two deep lines is a bit much. Check out what I found sexy on the thigh (and this even made me jealous) months ago:

It’s from one of those [...]

It’s a battle of who will implode from lack of nutrients in their bodies first…
Sienna Miller vs. Keira Knightley

Who will win? Well Sienna has slimmer legs, but Keira does have that extra special white-as-a-vampire thing going on.

And by we love Tina Fey, we mean here at Kiss My Starse; we’d kiss hers… anytime, anywhere. Ahem.
Here’s another sexy candy photo!

I spy something both good & bad & ugly on Jessica Simpson. Hint: they’re both red.
First real day back blogging here and one of the first celebs I spot is Jessica Simpson. And I spied her Spy … and that’d be too much fun not to pun on its own, but I super spied some [...]