Oh, no she didn’t!

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Katy Perry not only doesn’t know the Chanel, remove one accessory rule. She not only didn’t realize that one goes virtually jewel-less with such GOWN’s own bling. BUT … the diamonds clash with her “dazzling” dress!
(Cute hair though.)

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Golden Gloves Live Tweeting! OK I feel like a douche announcing it like that. Guh
Um. The Jonas Brothers are ALSO making a 3D concert movie? ………. *insert joke about the end of the world here*
Fuck. Miley Cyrus actually has a gorgeous dress.
I was thinking how bad this chick looks until I [...]

Top Story: Carrie Underwood obviously feels FTW (fuck the world) and fuck the economy with her showiness of (whatever it’s made of) macro mic bling. Way to represent the effing people, miss country star!
Recap of comments (from Twitter):

“No Accounting for Taste” - my slogan for the PCAs. Right now, it’s true. (Gary Unmarried?) #
They never [...]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have always appeared in public all matchy-matchy, but now they’re going slightly mis-matchy with grey where black is and vice versa on the pair. Um. Bo-ring?
Where’s all the crazy since Valkyrie tom? But if you’re going to be boring, at least fully win back our respect on the sane fronts [...]

Is Laura Linney trying the opposite of the hollywood-skank way of giving herself away?
By wearing an oversized Christmas box/dress?
You decide. All I know is … no thanks.

By shoving your fake Louis Vuitton purse in your crotch.

She’s Shauna Sand, by the way, some women who seems to me to only be famous for her panty shots. And I don’t mean lingerie shoots.
I mean, that’s NOT hot, right?
Shoot me if that bag is real, but that - um - “bag” (the leathery bimbo) [...]

If it weren’t just her pushed-up clothes, and Johansson’s body were actually scrunched in this way … I wonder what her boobs would look like? Really really perky?

Or… Has Paris Hilton’s Money Run out with the Recession and She’s Turned to Whorin’?
We love when science meets fashion, like a really good tummy-tucking panty or just mathematical aesthetics of shape, etc. But Paris Hilton didn’t show this much cleavage when fully naked in her sex tapes!

I’m too sexy for your britches, bitches.

Yeah, her [...]

It really looks like Victoria Beckham has finally lost “enough” weight and is actually nonexistant inside her trench and wide leg trousers.

Not cute. Ow.
(I wonder if she’s still got those huge nipples?)

It’s a battle of who will implode from lack of nutrients in their bodies first…
Sienna Miller vs. Keira Knightley

Who will win? Well Sienna has slimmer legs, but Keira does have that extra special white-as-a-vampire thing going on.