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Golden Gloves Live Tweeting! OK I feel like a douche announcing it like that. Guh
Um. The Jonas Brothers are ALSO making a 3D concert movie? ………. *insert joke about the end of the world here*
Fuck. Miley Cyrus actually has a gorgeous dress.
I was thinking how bad this chick looks until I [...]

Top Story: Carrie Underwood obviously feels FTW (fuck the world) and fuck the economy with her showiness of (whatever it’s made of) macro mic bling. Way to represent the effing people, miss country star!
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“No Accounting for Taste” - my slogan for the PCAs. Right now, it’s true. (Gary Unmarried?) #
They never [...]

Is Laura Linney trying the opposite of the hollywood-skank way of giving herself away?
By wearing an oversized Christmas box/dress?
You decide. All I know is … no thanks.

By shoving your fake Louis Vuitton purse in your crotch.

She’s Shauna Sand, by the way, some women who seems to me to only be famous for her panty shots. And I don’t mean lingerie shoots.
I mean, that’s NOT hot, right?
Shoot me if that bag is real, but that - um - “bag” (the leathery bimbo) [...]

If it weren’t just her pushed-up clothes, and Johansson’s body were actually scrunched in this way … I wonder what her boobs would look like? Really really perky?

Or… Has Paris Hilton’s Money Run out with the Recession and She’s Turned to Whorin’?
We love when science meets fashion, like a really good tummy-tucking panty or just mathematical aesthetics of shape, etc. But Paris Hilton didn’t show this much cleavage when fully naked in her sex tapes!

I’m too sexy for your britches, bitches.

Yeah, her [...]

Pixie Geldof, nevermind who the crap she is, but she’s one of those socialites who thinks she’s a dahhhling and can look however she wants.

But my dear, in this coat you look like an overgrown Bichon Frisé who ran through some chimney soot. You remind me of that ad with the dirt under the sofa [...]

I spy something both good & bad & ugly on Jessica Simpson. Hint: they’re both red.
First real day back blogging here and one of the first celebs I spot is Jessica Simpson. And I spied her Spy … and that’d be too much fun not to pun on its own, but I super spied some [...]

When I first read the photo headline - I had to look. (Come on!)

Then it hit me, “she’s pregnant, we can’t be looking at the panties of a pregnant woman! Have-” … then I saw the second picture. “That’s not panties.”
Oh my god! We can’t be looking at vaginas of pregnant women! Have some [...]

Um, doesn’t J Lo know that bell bottoms are simply not the way to go for her body type? What’s even more marvelously yucky are the heavy black boots and hose on her backup dancers. Whoever’s responsible for this needs to rethink their choice of careers, and I’m not kidding. J Lo looks astonishingly terrible.
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