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Golden Gloves Live Tweeting! OK I feel like a douche announcing it like that. Guh
Um. The Jonas Brothers are ALSO making a 3D concert movie? ………. *insert joke about the end of the world here*
Fuck. Miley Cyrus actually has a gorgeous dress.
I was thinking how bad this chick looks until I [...]

Top Story: Carrie Underwood obviously feels FTW (fuck the world) and fuck the economy with her showiness of (whatever it’s made of) macro mic bling. Way to represent the effing people, miss country star!
Recap of comments (from Twitter):

“No Accounting for Taste” - my slogan for the PCAs. Right now, it’s true. (Gary Unmarried?) #
They never [...]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have always appeared in public all matchy-matchy, but now they’re going slightly mis-matchy with grey where black is and vice versa on the pair. Um. Bo-ring?
Where’s all the crazy since Valkyrie tom? But if you’re going to be boring, at least fully win back our respect on the sane fronts [...]

In a move (she said it was planned) of series-saving fortune for the “unlucky” and would-seem-to-be short-lived sitcom, “Worst Week” star, Erinn Hayes is pregnant now in real life as her character has been on the show all along.
“The timing couldn’t be more perfect,” Erinn told People Magazine.
Hayes will certainly now live some of the [...]

If that bra fits her, I’ll eat my own. And I want real proof, people, the naked truth, if you will. (Really, that’d be nice.)
More photos of Nicola McLean promoting lingerie (note the lack of arse):

Khloe Kardashian’s PETA campaign is causing a lot of discussion and negative media over the K sister’s past wearing of fur and her seemingly ongoing wearing and support of leather hides.
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And she’s iffy on the “best”.
I hear that in the finale to Paris Hilton’s latest reality show about finding a new “BFF” she phoned the “winner” to let her know. Ugh.
And now apparently she’s holding to her duty by hanging out with this stranger chick.
Sigh.

Tara Reid has checked herself into rehab.
But what for? I hope plastic surgery. Can they undo those bazom-don’ts?

Ehs. Read more at People.com, if you care.

By shoving your fake Louis Vuitton purse in your crotch.

She’s Shauna Sand, by the way, some women who seems to me to only be famous for her panty shots. And I don’t mean lingerie shoots.
I mean, that’s NOT hot, right?
Shoot me if that bag is real, but that - um - “bag” (the leathery bimbo) [...]

If it weren’t just her pushed-up clothes, and Johansson’s body were actually scrunched in this way … I wonder what her boobs would look like? Really really perky?