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Golden Gloves Live Tweeting! OK I feel like a douche announcing it like that. Guh
Um. The Jonas Brothers are ALSO making a 3D concert movie? ………. *insert joke about the end of the world here*
Fuck. Miley Cyrus actually has a gorgeous dress.
I was thinking how bad this chick looks until I [...]

Top Story: Carrie Underwood obviously feels FTW (fuck the world) and fuck the economy with her showiness of (whatever it’s made of) macro mic bling. Way to represent the effing people, miss country star!
Recap of comments (from Twitter):

“No Accounting for Taste” - my slogan for the PCAs. Right now, it’s true. (Gary Unmarried?) #
They never [...]

And she’s iffy on the “best”.
I hear that in the finale to Paris Hilton’s latest reality show about finding a new “BFF” she phoned the “winner” to let her know. Ugh.
And now apparently she’s holding to her duty by hanging out with this stranger chick.
Sigh.

Tara Reid has checked herself into rehab.
But what for? I hope plastic surgery. Can they undo those bazom-don’ts?

Ehs. Read more at People.com, if you care.

By shoving your fake Louis Vuitton purse in your crotch.

She’s Shauna Sand, by the way, some women who seems to me to only be famous for her panty shots. And I don’t mean lingerie shoots.
I mean, that’s NOT hot, right?
Shoot me if that bag is real, but that - um - “bag” (the leathery bimbo) [...]

Or… Has Paris Hilton’s Money Run out with the Recession and She’s Turned to Whorin’?
We love when science meets fashion, like a really good tummy-tucking panty or just mathematical aesthetics of shape, etc. But Paris Hilton didn’t show this much cleavage when fully naked in her sex tapes!

I’m too sexy for your britches, bitches.

Yeah, her [...]

Britney Spears is looking totally normal & healthy here!

I know that’s not too sensational a bit of news, soo… What about that guy?

Meanwhile, the world has not catapulted into Hell just yet, perhaps…
There’s hope. In that young little Hayden Panettiere wears cream-toned panties. Yes, she wears panties.

Thank the Lord. After that headline, I was worried about my little Heroes star.
Good girl!

When I first read the photo headline - I had to look. (Come on!)

Then it hit me, “she’s pregnant, we can’t be looking at the panties of a pregnant woman! Have-” … then I saw the second picture. “That’s not panties.”
Oh my god! We can’t be looking at vaginas of pregnant women! Have some [...]