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Golden Gloves Live Tweeting! OK I feel like a douche announcing it like that. Guh
Um. The Jonas Brothers are ALSO making a 3D concert movie? ………. *insert joke about the end of the world here*
Fuck. Miley Cyrus actually has a gorgeous dress.
I was thinking how bad this chick looks until I [...]

Top Story: Carrie Underwood obviously feels FTW (fuck the world) and fuck the economy with her showiness of (whatever it’s made of) macro mic bling. Way to represent the effing people, miss country star!
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“No Accounting for Taste” – my slogan for the PCAs. Right now, it’s true. (Gary Unmarried?) #
They never [...]

Well, in frock alone, and maybe a little bit in attitude … for some sort of event for some sort of TV special “featurette” “The Spirit”. (We’re great journalists here, we’re allowed to be so because we make the big bucks. Seriously I looked it up and can’t be sure I understand.)
Anyway, here is Eva, [...]

And (don’t get me wrong, good show, but) Should Have Been Canceled…
I liked “The Ex List” very much. It was sort of a very different kind of fairy tale, though, bad for young single women just like Cinderella and The Little Mermaid warped young girls’ minds. This show could have turned women from *look toward [...]