Top Story: Carrie Underwood obviously feels FTW (fuck the world) and fuck the economy with her showiness of (whatever it’s made of) macro mic bling. Way to represent the effing people, miss country star!
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“No Accounting for Taste” - my slogan for the PCAs. Right now, it’s true. (Gary Unmarried?) #
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How can we tell? Oh they may make ya jump-jump, they may rhyme, perhaps sound clever, and they just may even seem to promote positive human qualities. But Alanis Morissette has devised a method for proving whether the lyrics to your favorite jams actually, really suck arse (oh besides just reading them, but who does [...]