If that bra fits her, I’ll eat my own. And I want real proof, people, the naked truth, if you will. (Really, that’d be nice.)
More photos of Nicola McLean promoting lingerie (note the lack of arse):

Plus Enhanced Scans

It’s the same one from Shop Style Folio .com, in vintage huge gems (kinda like Kim’s) and brass, selling for $3,500.

Vintage Italian Necklace (buy)

This vibrant and dramatic necklace is an ornate Italian masterpiece made of vintage filigree pieces in brass that have been finished in an antigue gold. All stones are vintage European.
Dimensions are [...]

Saucy! (Again, enough with words.)

So that hot chicks will have to “go naked” or at least we’ll see more of these PETA ads, like this new Khloe Kardash Kardassian one. (Those K girls got da asses!)

Doesn’t this just help prove PETA’s evil? More fur = campaigns = naked butt ads = yay fur! ???
Click the medium/censored image for something [...]

By shoving your fake Louis Vuitton purse in your crotch.

She’s Shauna Sand, by the way, some women who seems to me to only be famous for her panty shots. And I don’t mean lingerie shoots.
I mean, that’s NOT hot, right?
Shoot me if that bag is real, but that - um - “bag” (the leathery bimbo) [...]

Hot damn! Jennifer Aniston is nude for GQ!

What does she say in her interview? Who cares! Where are the other pictures, eh? I’m the kind of girl who thinks magazines should cut out some text, not even the ads, and include more “photojournalism” and less content. Of course, I’m also the kind of girl who [...]

Britney …. wha?
What’d you say? Mmhmm, yeah, uh-huh. Yeah. OK. Sure. Yeap.

Anyone else get the craving for popcorn and want to settle in and just look at their computer screens? Yeah, I know I’m so gay, so what?

Or… Has Paris Hilton’s Money Run out with the Recession and She’s Turned to Whorin’?
We love when science meets fashion, like a really good tummy-tucking panty or just mathematical aesthetics of shape, etc. But Paris Hilton didn’t show this much cleavage when fully naked in her sex tapes!

I’m too sexy for your britches, bitches.

Yeah, her [...]

And by we love Tina Fey, we mean here at Kiss My Starse; we’d kiss hers… anytime, anywhere. Ahem.
Here’s another sexy candy photo!

You know how a lady’s supposed to dress for nice events in the right lighting, check for pokies, turn around to see all angles in the mirror, possibly have a 360 degree mirror when possible, and have a friend on hand, etc?
Well apparently Geri Halliwell also needed to check for sheer material under her frilly [...]