Paris Hilton bending over to show cheek.

Or, ya know, do. It’s fun.

Here she is in the same paparazzi shoot looking suspiciously fake:

Paris Hilton Shows off Designer Freebie

Here Paris shows off her unmistakably Chanel clutch. This is obviously for promoting her freebie, with some real-life endorsement deal with the house. I’ve never seen such an obvious pose as Paris was doing here (more photos below).

Ahh..

Cute dress, cute shoes.. Paris, I love you. I actually do like you. Sigh, I’m sick.

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And we all thought Uma Thurman was sexy? Good act she put on, I’d hire her in my next film. Oh but probably still not for the role of any attractive woman anymore, no, the image of this has ruined Uma in all our eyes. Am I wrong?

Her breasts sag so low, she looks exactly like my Nana.

And WHOOPS! Poppin’ out!

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Stacy Ferguson (Not Sarah Ferguson) reportedly told the UK’s Mirror that she had lesbian flings at eighteen. She apparently rebelled against her Catholic upbringing, which drove her into lesbian sex and drugs. The Black Eyed Peas star also said she is a “very sexual person” and won’t name the number of men she has slept with.

Fergie also stars in the current hit, Grindhouse, playing a lesbian. Hmm.

OK I don’t care about how many men she slept with, how did that even get into the article? Dodgy dodgy. It’s not that I wish to be with Fergie myself, her slightly unfortunate face seals OUT that deal, but look below, her bod’s pretty hot, and don’t we all just want to hear more about this? Get her on Howard Stern, talk to Playboy - something!

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