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In which I dress Britney in a Bra

February 1, 2008 at 5:04 pm by Sarah Jean Snarker

Britney, why so down?

Britney Spears no bra

I mean, wear a bra - always.

Here ya go! Courtesy of Sarah Jean Snarker & Kiss My Starse–

Britney Spears fake bra

 

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Pamela Anderson’s Nipples are High

April 12, 2007 at 5:20 pm by Sarah Jean Snarker

Pamela Anderson was spotted on the beach recently, and boy is her boob job a bad one.

Pamela Anderson’s nipples in bikini top

Her nipples are there. and there.

And what’s this?

My lumps, my lumps, my lovely lady lumps

Shexy.

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Britney Spears is Dirrty

April 5, 2007 at 10:00 pm by Sarah Jean Snarker

2007 proves to be the year of the Nipple Gate (watch out Janet Jackson). I have to document it officially, but with new nipple slips every. single. day. I need to figure out the best way to do it (thoughts?) Anyway, here is Britney Spears who really doesn’t know how to cover up. Not only is her very sheer blouse showing her dark areola, but she’s got some sort of stain from dinner on it. She doesn’t care though, no! She’s just smilin’ away!

Britney Spears dirty

People should learn. Perhaps some can’t. I’m not saying Britney is stupid, but I’d love for a doctor or old teacher to come out to the press and do it. Okay, I WILL say it — moron! Here’s another photo of her areola, just for fun. (NSFW)

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Us Weekly to Beckham: Put on a Bra, Posh!

March 30, 2007 at 10:39 am by Sarah Jean Snarker

Posh BralessIn a brilliantly witty public letter to Victoria Beckham, who’s clearly ex Posh, Us Magazine .com pleaded with the footballer’s wife to support her puppies.

Dear Victoria “Posh” Beckham,

We just have to get this off our chest: There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you’ve unfortunately been known to do.

It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you – much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise – so allow us to explain: You’re a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe. But keep shunning that bra and in five years you’ll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby David Beckham might mistake for soccer ball bags.

We’re really looking out for you best interests … so we hope you’ll keep our advice close to your heart.

Sincerely,

Usmagazine.com

There’s just one mistake there, Vickie’s breasts are absolutely fake (as plainly evidenced in the below photos). There’s no sagging, and there will be no gravity reaping its punishments in five years time. (Don’t worry, girls, her boobs are not cute.) But what that does mean is there is no stopping the marble-sized razor-sharp nipples from nearly pushing holes through those thin tees.

Yes, indeed, do undie up Posh. This from a girl who usually likes boobies.

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