In which I dress Britney in a Bra
February 1, 2008 at 5:04 pm by Sarah Jean SnarkerBritney, why so down?

I mean, wear a bra - always.
Here ya go! Courtesy of Sarah Jean Snarker & Kiss My Starse–

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Archive for the 'Nipple Gates' CategoryIn which I dress Britney in a BraFebruary 1, 2008 at 5:04 pm by Sarah Jean SnarkerBritney, why so down?
I mean, wear a bra - always. Here ya go! Courtesy of Sarah Jean Snarker & Kiss My Starse–
Pamela Anderson’s Nipples are HighApril 12, 2007 at 5:20 pm by Sarah Jean SnarkerPamela Anderson was spotted on the beach recently, and boy is her boob job a bad one.
Her nipples are there. and there. And what’s this?
Shexy. Britney Spears is DirrtyApril 5, 2007 at 10:00 pm by Sarah Jean Snarker2007 proves to be the year of the Nipple Gate (watch out Janet Jackson). I have to document it officially, but with new nipple slips every. single. day. I need to figure out the best way to do it (thoughts?) Anyway, here is Britney Spears who really doesn’t know how to cover up. Not only is her very sheer blouse showing her dark areola, but she’s got some sort of stain from dinner on it. She doesn’t care though, no! She’s just smilin’ away! People should learn. Perhaps some can’t. I’m not saying Britney is stupid, but I’d love for a doctor or old teacher to come out to the press and do it. Okay, I WILL say it — moron! Here’s another photo of her areola, just for fun. (NSFW) Powered by Qumana Us Weekly to Beckham: Put on a Bra, Posh!March 30, 2007 at 10:39 am by Sarah Jean Snarker
There’s just one mistake there, Vickie’s breasts are absolutely fake (as plainly evidenced in the below photos). There’s no sagging, and there will be no gravity reaping its punishments in five years time. (Don’t worry, girls, her boobs are not cute.) But what that does mean is there is no stopping the marble-sized razor-sharp nipples from nearly pushing holes through those thin tees. Yes, indeed, do undie up Posh. This from a girl who usually likes boobies. |