What if celebrities found themselves out of work, like Don Imus, and what if they were to turn to the Internet to earn a living? They’d find some success based on the popularity of their names alone, but there would need to be more to it.

1. Avril Lavigne is known for mouthing off about fellow celebrities, so I think she should start a celebrity gossip blog, to be called The Bitchy.
2. Eminem should start a blog about politics, because he has a lot to say, his controversial style will stand out. It could be called Rapping Points Memo.
3. Howard Stern should start a current events, humor and babes blog, naturally. Perhaps called NSFA: Not Safe for America. Why should he start one in the first place? If he’s the “King of ALL Media” he should already have!
4. Don Imus really should start that podcast, and a blog to go with it. The podcast content should be just like his radio show, and the blog would be a how-to on Internet speaking. (It’s looser than corporation-owned, government-confined public entertainment.) The title? I have a few ideas; Pro Podder ; Get Fired, Get Fame ; Fire Up the Fame ; Scraggly-Headed Foo’ (just kidding on that one).
5. Britney Spears has an iffy future regarding career success, so she should consider blogging. But the dancing queen should stay away from cryptic poems and letters and get honest in her personal blog about trouble raising a family, keeping a marriage together, going through divorce, dating again (and doing stuff in bushes), and trying to revive her music’s appeal—-and there should even be some fashion discussion, like the best wig/hat combos and why women shouldn’t follow critic’s rules. (If she can manage to pull off that argument! It does seem she believes it, anyway.) Her blog’s name could be Still Not Yet a Woman.
6. Isaac Mizrahi should start a blog about the fabulous life of being a gay fashion designer, with tips on all sorts of fabulous & fashionable lifestyle topics. He could be another The Manolo! He could call it Isaac!! Daarlings or better yet; The Man in a Stiletto. (Intriiiguing.)
7. More from the fashion crowd, stylist and TV show host Clinton Kelly shouldn’t be overshadowed by his What Not to Wear co-host Stacy London getting her own talk show. No, he can start his own insanely popular fashion rules blog. The best part would be Clinton’s charming and amusing personality. (And the is he or isn’t he gay fan wonderings.) The name, Go Pretty Yourself or Kiss Me, Clinton.
8. Angelina Jolie should blog for human rights and charity issues. That’s pretty original, eh? She’s a sight to behold and always seen doing good, but she rarely gets to speak out or explain herself. Her blog could be called. Earth’s Inner Beauty. (Yeah, I’m gagging, but it could work.)
9. Imagine a blog by President Bush or Jessica Simpson with entries like, “HOW DO I TURN OFF THIS CAPS SETTING?” ; “Is this where I type my words?” ; “Has this published? Can you Read this?” ; and “Is Tuna REALLY Chicken?” Yes, a stupid celebrity should blog. The name possibilities are as endless as there are dumb stars.
10. Sanjaya. He’ll need some sort of job, ’cause I don’t see him singing. But people love him. So let him do little public appearances and start a MySpace blog. The topic; photos of his hair styles. The name; Sanjaya’s Blog of the Worst.

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