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Lesson: Thinner Body DOESN’T Mean Toned Body

April 2nd, 2007 at 11:09 pm by Sarah J. Snarker » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?

Our visual aid for this lesson will be Courtney Love. Thank you, Courtney Love, and may I congratulate you on your slim-down - but we’re here to tell you that you have work yet to do before allowing yourself to be photographed any further in swimsuits - ya hear? Let us explain …

When an overweight body loses fat, it keeps extra skin. (The sound of children ewwing) Yes I know. I’m not sure what can be done about that for most people, but for the rich, isn’t there some procedure? Now, it also keeps extra thin layers of fat on the surface, but this is the easiest to get rid of. Actually, a “procedure” for THAT is liposuction, but this is also the fat that can be exercised away via weight/strength training. (Am I wrong?) Get toned, trim, fit … not just smaller - before exposing yourself in revealing swimsuits.

I will say one of your recent suits, Courtney, was much better (the last) - but you still have work to do! Now wait and study these images…