10. The Black Eyed Peas
This is just the Black Eyed Peas, it’s how they, frightfully, are: fashionably disastrous, daringly trashy. All year, and beyond.
9. Johnny Damon Sells Out
Johnny Damon whores himself to the Yankees, but looked pretty nice. Hmm.
8. Clean Up Paris’s State?
7. Martha Stewart’s Post-Prison Poncho
The crime still lives on as she gives newly crocheted monstrosities to guests on her talk show.
6. Michael Jackson Wore Pajamas to Court
The waning strength of Jackson’s mind is no excuse, but at least his excuse of coming from the doctor does mean that this attire is not normal for Michael’s public appearances.
5. Shrinkdown
Nicole Richie and friend, Lindsay Lohan, got very unhealthily skinny. At least Lindsay might be putting a few lbs back on. (Nicole, where is that comfort eating after your breakup??!)
(Paris, let your old pal have a burger!)
4. Boho Blowup
Thanks in part to Sienna Miller, boho blew up in 2005. Now, it seems to be dying out (thanks in part to Sienna going sleeker).
3. TomKat Lose Themselves in Each Other
Fashion-wise, or so lovingly say the pansy “critics.” Really, “Kate” lost more and more of herself, alone, to the scary power of Tom and Scientology (and perhaps the alien baby inside of her).
Things might be looking up for 2006, thanks to Katie’s father speaking up. Now, Katie might be questioning the relationship.
2. Bag Lady Chic
Or dumpster chic. Make a style resolution for 2006, k?
1. Britney Spears Lost Her Fashion Sense with Baby Preston
The trash keeps talkin’, without a brain, of thoughts of having 2nd baby with K-Fed. And here’s how that all started
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