http://www.kissmystarse.com Gossip Served Dirty, Best when Pissed Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:27:54 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The second season premier of Keeping Up With The Kardashian's aired tonight on E. The episode focused on Kourtney confronting her boyfriend Scott on allegations of cheating after Kim broke the code on his cell and they read his text messages. And of course, in true Kardashian ... http://www.kissmystarse.com/kardashians-2 You might want to check out Heidi Montag on the beach in a low-cut dress and pink bikini. However, she's a singer now and this is her low, low, low budget music video. Trust me, you must put this on mute if you watch. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFfCsUszJMQ[/youtube] On second thought, once she starts singing, it ... http://www.kissmystarse.com/montag-bikini-singing Who is that pregnant star, Whitney Houston??? No ... http://www.kissmystarse.com/pregnant-fro-who Britney, why so down? I mean, wear a bra - always. Here ya go! Courtesy of Sarah Jean Snarker & Kiss My Starse-- http://www.kissmystarse.com/britney-fake-bra Kim Kardashian must have the widest thighs of any woman, ever. Now I don't feel so fat! http://www.kissmystarse.com/kim-thighs Every day that little fetus grows, I die a little inside. ... In my sexy spot. http://www.kissmystarse.com/jessica-kills-me To the right is Britney Spears having recently toned her abs back up to their peak fitness. Good for her! I'm so proud. Has she done this through dance exercise? Makes ya think huh. I went off to You Tube for my own work out instruction via dance steps videos, ... http://www.kissmystarse.com/lose-weight-like-britney What if celebrities found themselves out of work, like Don Imus, and what if they were to turn to the Internet to earn a living? They'd find some success based on the popularity of their names alone, but there would need to be more to it. Avril Lavigne is known for ... http://www.kissmystarse.com/celebs-who-should-blog Britney Spears can't stop with the hats! She's addicted to them, and ... I think she's in love with them! Britney appears to be turned on by the hat - she's groping her own breasts! ... More photos after the fold. http://www.kissmystarse.com/britney-loves-hats Don Imus, you're just a scraggly-headed, splotchy-faced cracka-ass. How do you like it? Seriously, this face was made for radio ... so now what? Don, I do have a positively-intended tip for you: start a podcast. Put ads on your new website for it. If no one will support ... http://www.kissmystarse.com/don-imass