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		<title>Britney&#8217;s Back on Tour! It&#8217;s the Big Fuggle Circus (gallery)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh, I hadn&#8217;t even known Ms. Spears was set up to tour, and here she has finished her debut show (of the Circus tour) in New Orleans. (Aren&#8217;t the two kind of a hot-mess pair? Oh sorry&#8212;to New Orleans.)
Britney&#8217;s back dancing and taking part in her other infamous spectacle&#8212;-the fuggest clothing in all of music.
At [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Barbara Walters on Rush Limbagh</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I don&#8217;t want to have sex with him or Ann Coulter.&#8221;
Barbara Walters on The View
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		<link>http://www.kissmystarse.com/barbara-walters-on-rush-limbagh/</link>
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		<title>#mfw Fug: Elsa Pataky @ Dolce &amp; Gabbana</title>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Been All Too Easy for Mischa Barton to Lose Weight</title>
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		<link>http://www.kissmystarse.com/its-been-all-too-easy-for-mischa-barton-to-lose-weight/</link>
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		<title>The Hills&#8217; Audrina Partridge Looks Fab for a Change</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Not just sexy, Audrina Partridge from MTV&#8217;s The Hills, was looking fabulous and even womanly (like a real human girl) at the recent FILA Fall 2009 Launch.
Here she is showing off their sneakers, gym bags and her own great cleav in a nice(!!!) dress and ultra-fabuloso hair.
In other news, Ms. Partridge was robbed on Oscar night. No, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.kissmystarse.com/the-hills-audrina-partridge-looks-fab-for-a-change/</link>
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		<title>The Hollywouldn&#8217;t Girls are Bad.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Agh, I&#8217;ve been rolling around like sick or hungover or drunk or something. (What else is new?) And it might be about my *time of the month* or something. Anyway, we&#8217;ve needed to take care of some problems in the &#8220;greenroom&#8221; part of the business here, and yes, we haven&#8217;t posted.
But we&#8217;re working, even if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Complete &quot;Transcript&quot; of Our Live Oscars Tweeting</title>
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The Hollywouldn&#8217;t Girls: This &#8220;transcript&#8221; of our tweets has been slightly edited.
Hollywouldntwit: Live Tweeting/Blogging The Oscars!
SarahJSnarker: BTW the official ABC red carpet show is on now and the big show starts @ 8. _I_ am behind-so unprofessional-But with virgin drink at least.
Both Hollywouldn&#8217;t Girls: [We] gasped at Sarah Jessica Parker&#8212;she&#8217;s Cinderella!!! http://twitpic.com/1n5eu / http://twitpic.com/1n5g4
SarahJSnarker: *Jealous [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Vote &#8211; Beyonce&#8217;s Oscar Look</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Best or busted? Beyonce:


Best Dressed! She always looks fab. (26 votes)
Busted! &#8216;Chinese Theatre&#8217; is not the theme. (7 votes)
Who cares? She&#8217;s in music. She shouldn&#8217;t steal the show. (5 votes)

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		<link>http://www.kissmystarse.com/you-vote-beyonces-oscar-look/</link>
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		<title>Gavin Rossdale does the Mob Look at Oscar Pre-Party</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did Gavin Rossdale dress in Charlie Sheen&#8217;s new clothing line or something?
WireImageGavin Rossdale arrives at Global Green USA&#8217;s 6th Annual Pre-Oscar Party at Avalon Hollywood on February 19, 2009 in Hollywood, California.
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		<link>http://www.kissmystarse.com/gavin-rossdale-does-the-mob-look-at-oscar-pre-party/</link>
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		<title>Live Tweeting/Blogging The Oscars!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re live tweeting and blogging the Oscars now! Visit twitter.com/hollywouldntwit
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