Arrr. Avast, ye matey. ‘Tis I, Captain Johnny Depp, unveilin’ me latest swashbucklin’ chic. What does ye think, ya landlubbin’ scurvy knave?
I think you’re hot. What? Wait. I’m sorry. I forgot where I was for a minute.
Oh, you mean the outfit? You’re an absolute mess. There’s scruffy-looking and then there’s downright greasy-looking and you, my dear Mr. Depp, are looking greasy.
Greasy and really, really hot.
January 19th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
Hilarious! But I could not find him hot underneath the layers of ruff n’ scruff.
January 19th, 2006 at 3:04 pm
Sadly, it doesn’t seem to matter what he wears or how deranged he appears, I still think he’s hot. I may need a Johnny Depp twelve step program…