Oddly enough, designer Julien Macdonald thinks highly enough of Paris Hilton to have made her his lead-off model in his London Fashion Week show and to put her in a bridal gown (with veil) at the end.

He even gave her the perk of wearing this dress straight from the runway to the Brit Awards. (It’s so her, after all, ucghk.)

I wonder how this can be worn in public, when it showed her tushy on the runway (“seen” [well, pixelated, but illustrated] below).

By now, you’ve probably heard about PETA pelting the pair with flour (flour?! how lame!) after the show. Why does PETA always go after Macdonald? This season, there was a plethora of other designers using fur, including Marc Jacobs. (There’s more publicity in Marc!)

The other thing that shows how loony PETA is is that Paris apparently didn’t even wear fur, herself, in the show. Check for yourself for all of Paris’s appearances.

Moral?

PETA crazy.
Macdonald cheap.
Hilton skanky.