Yes, it’s true. David Hasselhoff is single once again. He’s on the prowl. The Hoffster. The Hoffmeister. The Hoffinator. The Hoffa-Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong. And, truthfully, who can resist the powerful charms of the Hasselhoff in all his glory? Resistance is futile. But still, I try.

For your consideration, this recent video popping up all over the internet. Behold the Hasselhoff as he flies around the world and frolics with daschunds. Watch him bewitch angels and large-eyed alien type monsters. Try to look away as he dons a fur parka, black leather and a deranged Crocodile Hunter outfit. Quiver with delight as he dances with an African tribe and shoves an entire fish into his mouth.

What better way to kick off your weekend than with a little Hasselhoff? And that voice…pure gold. He’s big in Germany, you know. From You Tube.