Jimmy Kimmel 0; Gossip Blogs 1

When I first watched this video, I felt afraid.

I felt afraid for our editor, Elle, and I wanted to cry out to her like she’s my mommy. I also felt bad for everything dirty I’ve ever written.

But then I thought a bit.

Jimmy Kimmel is a **cking hypocrite! The Jimmy Kimmel show is a paid sponsor of various celebrity gossip blogs, including The Superficial, which imho is the dirtiest, most slanderous, most untrue gossip site out there. (And god I love it!)

So he, or his producers, but please - he should have a say - so anyway he wants to get viewers from these crazy-popular blogs and puts aside his morals.

Stick to comedy and looking at bouncing girls, Jimmy (remember the man show? Yeah, Kimmel’s classy). Plus Jimmy, you’re fat. So there.

I ran this by Elle and she totally supports the post. And about the “Jimmy is fat” comment, it’s ok, I said, because I’m fat. And that’s koo.