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‘Christian’ Kids’ Poll Finds Spears, Paris = ‘Naughty’




A poll for children ages 2 (yeah I don’t know how it was conducted) to 17 found Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are “naughty.” Even more so than Darth Vadar (well, what has he done, lately) and the Grinch (hey, didn’t they both “turn to good” in the end?).

I say Christian because it’s obvious the terms are taken from Santa’s big ol’ list, and the time of year this is, but maybe those kids think repenting before death and/or Christmas Day makes one less evil than poptarts parading their vajayjay’s everywhere. It really is relative, huh?

I have issue with Miley Cyrus aka Hanna Montana topping the “nice” column for kids under 13. Children do forget easily, huh? Even about their stupid losing out on concert tickets. But what makes her “nicer” than anthropologist slash official Mrs. Adoption, Angelina Jolie (the elder kids’ fav)? Hmm?

Miley Cyrus = not nice

Oh but the 13 to 17 year olds apparently do not forgive because Ms. Confessions of a Repentive Teen Star, Lindsay Lohan, came in 3rd naughtiest (rarr) on theirs.

Apparently drugs are just worse than murder and oh, stealing Christmas.

Source: TV Crunch

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