Live Tweet Recap of Red Carpet (Now Adding Pics!)

From our twitter account: www.twitter.com/startwits

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1. Golden Gloves Live Tweeting! OK I feel like a douche announcing it like that. Guh
2. Um. The Jonas Brothers are ALSO making a 3D concert movie? ………. *insert joke about the end of the world here*
3. Fuck. Miley Cyrus actually has a gorgeous dress.
4. I was thinking how bad this chick looks until I realized she’s America Ferrera and actually lost weight, she looks great. Iffy dress.
5. Mammia Mia girlie is …. not smart.
6. “The Office’s Secret to Success”? … Stealing from the Brits.
7. Eva Mendez has a dented/crushed bust dress. Meanwhile Mr. Man is distracted by her necklace. Good man-Well, I’m more manly than he actually.
8. @ecorazzi Prius. But LIMO! Eco FAIL
9. @ecorazzi I repeat. Leonardo DiCaprio showed up in a Prius… yeah a Prius LIMO! Eco FAIL!
10. Mr. Man is out of the room and missing Beyonce’s cleav. Wondering whether he’d STILL look at her blinging necklace.
11. Mr. Man referred to Beyonce as Sasha Fierce when I brought up topic. I SWEAR he’s straight. I’m surrounded by gayest straight men, really.
12. 

    (Click for enlarged.) Looked worse in HDTV!

    So Zac Effron & Vanessa Hudgens, what will you do with your free time w/out HSM? Me: Um, take more nekked pics of Vanessa?

13. Apparently Colin Farrel & Some Dude are pitching they both win together. Strategy, yay!
14. OK Colin Ferrel (excuse earlier spelling) just showed he’s the opposite of my man. With Eva Mendez no less. So in love with my man.
15. Tina Fey – BABY BUMP?!
16. I continue to butcher the Ferrell name. Literally. Damn Twitter.
17. Damn Damn must Type Quickly & Fit into 140 Chars AND watch TV. And Twitter. (No edit.)
18. I told you I CONTINUED to butcher “Farrell’s” name. There. Whew.
19. Just got massage for apparent TV to Computer Screen head switching whiplash. OK I’m a drama queen. But man rocks.
20. OK now it’s switching head between TV – computer – Mr. Man — I need them lined up in a row!
21. Ah, proof. Mr. Man IS impressed with Selma’s rack. I don’t mind.
22. Who knew? “Tiki” prattles on with the chicks LIKE a chick! What a weird sign off to the red carpet show.

Talk about framing a photo of the Golden Globes!