What’s ‘Love’ Got to Do with Your ‘Bitch’ Condition? And do you need a heart if you don’t use it?
Gossip that has made the rounds on blogs this past week is making national news headlines, as the object of ridicule speaks back. The subject is Jennifer Love Hewitt and the angle is “fat”.
Can we be less original? Here’s “Love” last week on the beach:
When Hewitt wrote a blog response on her MySpace (I cannot find member profile to confirm: source) claiming that “a size 2 is not fat!” this spurred the gossip hounds on.
“Jennifer Love Hewitt thinks she’s a size 2!”
“Jennifer Love Hewitt can’t count past 2″,
read harsher headlines (from the latest Technorati posts) alone.
These bloggers must have size 2 hearts. Come on people, it’s the holidays! What would Jesus do? I’ll tell ya. Be papparatzi-shot while walking on the water of that beach, only to have the only thing discussed is his widening waistline, since after all, he’s about to “turn a year older” soon.
And you would not want Jesus complaining about you on his MySpace. ‘Cause You Know Who would be his top friend.
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