Madonna, in Need of a Tailor

This could be a very nice suit, at quick glance.

But, yes, those are 90-degree-angle shoulder pads.

They make her huge boobs look even droopier than they are (what is up with her rack?!).

And the sleeves are much longer than her arms. We can’t even see the tip of a finger.

Yes, Madonna is in desperate need of a tailor.