Mariska Hargitay Too Fat to Star in SVU



Starring : the "stars" in this post aren't "A-List" for top bill.

Mariska Hargitay too fatBecause of this (and this picture) Mariska Hargitay is too fat to continue on with Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.. According to my sources, for the rest of the season she’s taking maternity leave, which has already started due to film schedules. The baby boy, with husband and SVU guest star, Peter Hermann, is due in June.

In recent episodes, she wasn’t shown below the chest, and barely seen on screen at all, although her face didn’t look as plump when they filmed. In the trailer for the next, we see her character “Liv” (Olivia) gets badly wounded. I have heard it from an intelligent source that Dick Wolf would not dare kill her off due to her popularity, and Mariska loves the show too much to leave. This plot line simply gives the actress time.

She’d better exercise this summer! Just saying.

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7 Responses

  1. ashley Says:

    uhm i think you seriously need to watch your words. the women is pregnant. d you expect her to be 115 lbs? moron.

  2. Sarah Joelle Snarker Says:

    Wow. Do you not get humor or irony? Do you not get entertainment spin? Entreating people to read an article?

    Anyway, Olivia is not pregnant, so yes. Fine. Mariska is too “pregnant” (although, that’s much more dumb of a phrase, “too pregnant.” There is, or there is not) to star in SVU.

    Btw, maybe you should watch YOUR words (“moron?”). Just a thought.

  3. Sarah Joelle Snarker Says:

    By the way, I am a big fan of Mariska, so nwah in your face. It’s the reason I’m even paying attention to her.

    Get with the flow.

  4. Anjela T. Says:

    Really I agree with everyone that you guys need to actually think about people and how the feel when you publish this stuff.Im a big mariska hargitay fan so watch your back next time you write somethan like this about mariska!!!!!!!

  5. Anjela T. Says:

    Hay Sarah email me mariska_hargitay_lover@yahoo.com we can talk about this k?? 13 f ill

  6. Sarah Joelle Snarker Says:

    Oh, these people probably won’t read tiny us.

    But …

    Hey, Mariska, come send me hate mail if you think I be hatin’, K’s? You my girl, yo. Omg, I lurve you!!! teenyboppah@gmail.com 19 f ca (OC babay!)

    Watch yo’ back, hataz. Our blog (oh, this’ll be edited out later, I’ll get some smackdown, I’m sure).

    Sarah J.

    So stuff it.

  7. natasha Says:

    HEY THAT WAS MEAN U SHOULD BE SRY FOR WHAT SAID TO MARISKA