Men's Fashion at the MTV Movie Awards



Starring : the "stars" in this post aren't "A-List" for top bill.

Flava FlavAndy Dick

The photos of the blue carpet at the MTV Movie Awards offered very little in the way of surprising fashion this year. There seemed to be nothing too outrageous or risqué. Christina Aguilera was there looking like Marilyn Monroe, lots of ladies were sporting minidresses and there were some Grecian gowns and formal shorts thrown in for good measure.

So, I decided to look at what the men were wearing. Ok, yes. Cowboy hats, Fedoras, t-shirts, athletic jerseys, jeans, strange printed shirts layered with sweaters, Jim Carrey in a inexplicably long, white jacket.

Then I saw these two outfits and realized, with joy, that there are people you can always count on. Flava Flav is one of them. Wearing a mustard yellow suit, a Burger King crown and a kitchen clock around his neck, Flava never fails to disappoint.

And, Andy Dick? Well, I never really paid that much attention to him before, but anyone who can confidently wear a suit made out of really bad couch upholstery is ok in my book. Seriously, I’ve seen this print on actual couches and trust me, he looks better.

The MTV Movie Awards will air on June 8th.

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2 Responses

  1. Sarah Jean Snarker Says:

    The full-body pattern might make him look taller. I don’t know!

    One thing’s for sure, a tapered-knee, boot cut suit trouser?! Wait, that’s not a statement. Well, it’s good enough. He looks like he’s wearing pajamas.

    I LOVE Flava Flav’s literal fashion statements. A kitchen clock instead of huge-*** bling. Priceless.

  2. Sarah Jean Snarker Says:

    Oh, I forgot. Christina Aguilera looked like she has grey roots. That crazy bleach-addicted fool. Naz-tay.