Top Story: Carrie Underwood obviously feels FTW (fuck the world) and fuck the economy with her showiness of (whatever it’s made of) macro mic bling. Way to represent the effing people, miss country star!

Recap of comments (from Twitter):

• “No Accounting for Taste” - my slogan for the PCAs. Right now, it’s true. (Gary Unmarried?) #
• They never think about the poor people. They assume we have things like TiVo, and you know, TVs with reception and cable. Bah! #
• David Boreanaz looks vampyric - is he ill? #
• Debra Messing’s dress - I could live under her skirt. That might even be nice, except I’m not into fire crotch. (below) #
• I was thinking of live Tweeting the People’s Choice Awards, but moments in, I saw it was laaaaaaaaaaame. #