Here is Brad Pitt’s new hair style: a mohawk. Yesss, just like little Maddox. I hear he’s adopting him, or has he already? Wait, did I forget if I care?
I also hear he and Angelina Jolie want to have their unborn baby delivered in Africa. Sounds like a dumb idea to me. Their kid won’t be able to grow up to become our president! Do they want to technically force this kid to be foreign, to somehow even out the family? Yes, that sounds crazy. Yes, it could be true, because they’re crazy.




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