I 'Spy' a Star Red White & 'Spotty' All-Over

I spy something both good & bad & ugly on Jessica Simpson. Hint: they’re both red.

First real day back blogging here and one of the first celebs I spot is Jessica Simpson. And I spied her Spy … and that’d be too much fun not to pun on its own, but I super spied some more dirt thanks to the glory of the new age zoom.

First, the good, the beautiful, the Spy bag by Fendi:

Now for the not so good & the not so red hot. Jessica’s pro-in-active face:

To see herself like this–spotty, undone, baggy-windbreak-y–and all oh so ironically red–she must see red. In every way. *ifyouknowwhatimeantmi*

This is why you don’t want to be a celebubrat, kiddies! ~*themoreyouknow*~