Supporting Actresses' Chests



Starring :

The best and worst (or not at all) supported chests at the Golden Globes, 2006:

Best: Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson Golden Globes 2006Scarlett Johansson Scar?

Do I need to describe why? Her breasts look perfect, if over-exposed.

But wait, what is that beneath her underarm? It looks like there might be a breast surgery scar on Scar-lett. (Along with some flab!)

Worst: Drew Barrymore

Drew Barrymore Golden Globes 2006

Everyone was fixated and frightened by Barrymore’s droopy, yet pointy (coming at us) boobs. This was not the SAG awards, Drew!

Worst: Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon Golden Globes 2006

Reese Witherspoon mostly looked alright, but her chest was flattened by her vintage Chanel. It’s too bad. I see with this what Heidi was talking about.

Worst: Marcia Cross

Marcia Cross Golden Globes 2006

Marcia Cross fell from my Social Graces with this awards gown. Not only does her sagging, unsupported chest show her incredible age, but her once glorious hair color is left bland against this coral tone. Marcia, and all redheads, you should stick with gem tones!

Worst: Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey Golden Globes 2006

Mariah Carey is the only celebrity I know who could make trash out of Chanel. Stick with dresses your breasts can fit into.

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3 Responses

  1. HeidiGoLightly Says:

    Could that be some type of support strap or tape under Scarlett Johanssen’s arm? I saw something similar on Kate Beckinsale’s backless dress. Or, if not, perhaps they have both been…gasp…surgically enhanced.

  2. kristen Says:

    Scarlett Johnassen didn’t have those scars from breast surgery. It clearly looks like a clear strip attaching to her bra. I have a bra that’s like that, it allows it to look like it’s invisible unless you look closer.

  3. Sarah Joelle Snarker Says:

    What it really does is give her the appearance of flabby fat folds. Arms down Scarlett! Was the projectile cleavage worth that? I mean … it was a bit much. But yeah, it worked to give her attention, and she got mine.