Angelina Jolie on the set of The Tourist 3/16 AKPC_IDS += "1993,"; Read More →

A poll for children ages 2 (yeah I don’t know how it was conducted) to 17 found Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are “naughty.” Even more so than Darth Vadar (well, what has he done, lately) and the Grinch (hey, didn’t they both “turn to good” in the end?). I say Christian because it’s obvious the terms are taken from Santa’s big ol’ list, and the time of year this is, but maybe those...  Read More »

Remember back when Britney, Angelina, Katie Holmes, Gwenyth Paltrow, Melissa Joan Hart, Jennifer Garner, Heidi Klum, Melanie Brown (is that not her name anymore?), blah blah blah — were all pregnant and/or giving birth at the same time? Well, now … here we go again?? Emma Bunton (baby spicy bun-tonned in the oven months back), Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez (will her bust now match her butt?), Halle Berry,...  Read More »

  Angie chose a super-sunny Ungaro gown for Ocean Thirteen‘s world premiere at Cannes, and ditched her de rigeur dark shades. Angelina looks far less sickly and way more upbeat when you just splash a little bright color up near her face. Three cheers for yellow! Source AKPC_IDS += "1232,"; Read More →

With reports that Angelina Jolie is ready to adopt what would be their 5th child, I am officially declaring her an Adoptaholic™. Seriously, this woman’s as bad as I am with handbags. And getting worse just as quickly. When you’ve just gotten a new one, and you already feel that longing, that empty desire … Angie, you’re not treating these orphans as humans, you’re treating them as accessories. You have to...  Read More »

A Vietnamese newspaper reported that Angelina Jolie has vowed to become a stay-at-home mom. "I will stay at home to help Pax adjust to his new life," Jolie told Friday’s Ho Chi Minh City Law newspaper, according to a translation on the Associated Press. "I have four children and caring for them is the most important thing for me at the moment. I am very proud and happy to be their mother." As for all the attention...  Read More »

Angelina Jolie has adopted a 3-year-old Vietnamese boy, named Pax Thien Jolie. His name means "peaceful sky" (in Latin and Vietnamese, respectively). Brad Pitt could not travel to Vietnam to pick up his new, so-far-only step-son (how weird) as he is busy filming a movie. Apparently, Angelina told Good Morning America in December that she would like to adopt (at least) two more foreign orphans after her Vietnam son, now adopted,...  Read More »

This is better than real life, an illustration from Gallery of the Absurd: Look sleek and stylish as you travel the globe in search of exotic orphans. This fashionable yet functional carrier holds four children and features diaper storage, a bottle and sippy cup holder, insulated snack compartment, and retractable toys (that’s my fav-o-rite part!). Your kids are safely secured while your hands are free to scoop up the next orphans...  Read More »

Brad and Angie have filed the papers to make their next adoption official. Okay, technically just Angie’s adopting, as she listed herself as a single parent on the application. (Perhaps this has something to do with her not being married to Brad?) Angelina filed the papers this week through a U.S. adoption agency, who has forwarded them to Vietnam’s International Adoption Agency. I wonder how long it will take until the new...  Read More »

Seen these sunglasses everywhere or perhaps just everywhere Angelina goes? They’re by Tom Ford and called “Whitney” sunglasses. Buy them at eLUXURY.com for $300. Source: Off the Rack AKPC_IDS += "939,"; Read More →