Right. First of all, these shirts are sooo done, and second of all, what’s with the jeans? I can tolerate a 2006 throwback if it’s paired with acceptable separates, but here, there’s no chance. The icing on the cake is the weird-looking camel toe. But Jessica looks like her sister, and that’s definitely a compliment at this stage in the game. Ouch. Source     AKPC_IDS += "1228,"; Read More →

  Ashlee Simpson’s dress and surprisingly successful shoes just scream for an encore! Get your own with these pieces:     This Chloe strapless dress will have the same figure-flattering effect as Ashlee’s with a softer drape. I found it on Net-a-Porter, but you’ll need deep pockets for this one. I recommend getting your favorite seamstress in on the deal to make a Chloe-inspired dress.     The...  Read More »

Ashlee Simpson partied with Pete Wentz over the weekend; the pair were spotted hand-in-hand at night club Parc … and well … HOLY LORD TIGHT PANTS! Ugh I can’t stand to look at Mr. Crotch — ooh I mean. Okay I can’t STOP looking at IT. I hope these two last a while because .. I’m calling it! You ready? Their couple nickname is … Ass & Pepe. And holy lord again! This boy is soo pretty! NOT. What...  Read More »

Ashlee Simpson is going to record a duet with Robert Smith from The Cure. Pete Wentz, the star of Fall Out Boy, is rumored to have had something to do with this musical get-together. Wentz denied that he had anything to do with it, saying that ““I doubt I had anything to do with it, because they were friends since she was performing in ‘Chicago’. But I definitely only have good things to say about Ashlee – I think the collaboration...  Read More »

Perhaps Ashlee is getting tired of people telling her how much she looks like her sister. At a concert at the Dupage County Fair in Wheaton, Illinois last week, she unveiled a new reddish brown hair color. Hopefully, older sister Jessica will keep that horrid red wig she’s been wearing lately tucked away to avoid any further confusion… Photo Source: US Magazine AKPC_IDS += "916,"; Read More →

This is a classic example of a scrolldown. Starting at the top you are lulled into thinking that it’s just your average, everyday t-shirt and denim shorts ensemble. Then your eyes unexpectedly arrive at the footwear. While gazing at those boots all I could think was oh…no…she…didn’t. But, alas, she did. Photo Source: People AKPC_IDS += "886,"; Read More →

Ashlee Simpson has signed on with Victoria’s Secret to be the face of their new ‘Pink’ campaign. This new line will be aimed at a younger target audience and executives at Victoria’s Secret feel that Ashlee is the perfect representative to promote the collection. I don’t know. In recent photos, Ashlee has so transformed herself into her older sister with her suspected “new” nose and long blond...  Read More »

I just found an article calling Ashlee Simpson’s breasts small, which gave this quote from the singer, “I love my boobs. My sister always grew up having a larger chest. Whether you have big boobs or small boobs, there are always pros and cons. If you have bigger you want smaller, and vice versa.” I understand the quote, but I don’t understand the spin put on this “story.” If we live in a world where Ashlee’s...  Read More »

I get it now, Ashlee Simpson “had to” get a nose job, because she “broke it” boxing. It’s method video filming. Plus A: Those shorts are hideous! Plus B: Where’s her waist???!!! Photo source: People AKPC_IDS += "726,"; Read More →

Looking like a completely different person, Ashlee dons boxing gear for the video of her next single ‘Invisible’. AKPC_IDS += "664,"; Read More →