Britney …. wha? What’d you say? Mmhmm, yeah, uh-huh. Yeah. OK. Sure. Yeap. Anyone else get the craving for popcorn and want to settle in and just look at their computer screens? Yeah, I know I’m so gay, so what? AKPC_IDS += "1548,"; Read More →

Britney Spears is looking totally normal & healthy here! I know that’s not too sensational a bit of news, soo… What about that guy?  Read More » AKPC_IDS += "1473,"; Read More →

Britney, why so down? I mean, wear a bra – always. Here ya go! Courtesy of Sarah Jean Snarker & Kiss My Starse– AKPC_IDS += "103,"; Read More →

A poll for children ages 2 (yeah I don’t know how it was conducted) to 17 found Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are “naughty.” Even more so than Darth Vadar (well, what has he done, lately) and the Grinch (hey, didn’t they both “turn to good” in the end?). I say Christian because it’s obvious the terms are taken from Santa’s big ol’ list, and the time of year this is, but maybe those...  Read More »

But what really is here is Britney Spears, hot piece of anything anymore, or not. See, her album’s not doing well anymore, so I thought you should take a listen to her new single, “Piece of Me“. It’s a good track about the paparazzi, etc. No really .. it’s good. Well, to a certain standard. [coolplayer] http://kyarbro123.imeem.com/music/1RpUCAxb/britney_spears_britney_spears_piece_of_me/ [/coolplayer] At least...  Read More »

Remember back when Britney, Angelina, Katie Holmes, Gwenyth Paltrow, Melissa Joan Hart, Jennifer Garner, Heidi Klum, Melanie Brown (is that not her name anymore?), blah blah blah — were all pregnant and/or giving birth at the same time? Well, now … here we go again?? Emma Bunton (baby spicy bun-tonned in the oven months back), Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez (will her bust now match her butt?), Halle Berry,...  Read More »

Why don’t you stand up to the plate and get in a little swim suit or undies and send us a link to a photo of it. Britney Spears looks like this: Let’s compare Brit with someone who probably needs to lose some weight: C’mon now if you thought Britney really were fat, you wouldn’t complain that she didn’t dance. So what’s wrong with your minds, huh? AKPC_IDS += "1291,"; Read More →

At least he tries so much harder. AKPC_IDS += "1290,"; Read More →

I don’t know about you, but I’ve learned a lot from my ex. Like what NOT to do, what NOT to say. . . oooh, how the list could go on. I think that Justin Timberlake’s mind has been clouded with all of Britney’s mistakes, though, because he’s committing a grand error–opening a restaurant in New York called “Southern Hospitality.” C’mon, now: didn’t we learn from Brit’s NYLA...  Read More »

I don’t really know what to say about this, but I do think that it should be brought to everyone’s attention that Britney Spears does in fact feel confident enough to wear see-through shirts, and she still has a sufficient lack of sense and style to think she can pull it off. Hey, Britney? WE GET IT, YOU’RE SKINNY NOW. Bra-vah. Source AKPC_IDS += "1211,"; Read More →