How can we tell? Oh they may make ya jump-jump, they may rhyme, perhaps sound clever, and they just may even seem to promote positive human qualities. But Alanis Morissette has devised a method for proving whether the lyrics to your favorite jams actually, really suck arse (oh besides just reading them, but who does that? This is more entertaining anyway). She’s done a re-make of The Black Eyed Peas‘ “My Humps” …

ENTER YouTube:

Wowwwwwww… to think, I admired the message in this song. Now I’m just completely horrified. Can I ever listen again?

*Turns it on with iTunes*… *Ha ha-ha-haaaaaa ha-ha ha-ha-haaaaaa*

Yep!

Cleanse your mind of the horror with the original mind-numbing trash.

Now isn’t that “better?”

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Stacy Ferguson (Not Sarah Ferguson) reportedly told the UK’s Mirror that she had lesbian flings at eighteen. She apparently rebelled against her Catholic upbringing, which drove her into lesbian sex and drugs. The Black Eyed Peas star also said she is a “very sexual person” and won’t name the number of men she has slept with.

Fergie also stars in the current hit, Grindhouse, playing a lesbian. Hmm.

OK I don’t care about how many men she slept with, how did that even get into the article? Dodgy dodgy. It’s not that I wish to be with Fergie myself, her slightly unfortunate face seals OUT that deal, but look below, her bod’s pretty hot, and don’t we all just want to hear more about this? Get her on Howard Stern, talk to Playboy - something!

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