Here was Jennifer Lopez long before becoming pregnant for the first time: And now, is this the future of Jennifer Lopez’s breasts after she’s become a mommy? Basically, will they match her butt? Here’s a comparison of how, after giving birth, her boobs might match the booty… BEFORE: After?  Read More →

Remember back when Britney, Angelina, Katie Holmes, Gwenyth Paltrow, Melissa Joan Hart, Jennifer Garner, Heidi Klum, Melanie Brown (is that not her name anymore?), blah blah blah — were all pregnant and/or giving birth at the same time? Well, now … here we go again?? Emma Bunton (baby spicy bun-tonned in the oven months back), Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez (will her bust now match her butt?), Halle Berry,...  Read More »

  Um, doesn’t J Lo know that bell bottoms are simply not the way to go for her body type? What’s even more marvelously yucky are the heavy black boots and hose on her backup dancers. Whoever’s responsible for this needs to rethink their choice of careers, and I’m not kidding. J Lo looks astonishingly terrible. Source  Read More →

Jennifer Lopez was in LONDON dressed like this. She’s all business on top with her black trench coat, too–like you can dress down silver bell bottoms or something? I don’t care how much money you make, it doesn’t buy you the right to wear pants like these. Source  Read More →

  I have to say, I always thought that Jennifer Lopez looked very right with Marc, but OK! magazine reported that “Despite marriage counseling, the couple ‘had a huge argument’ last summer, causing Lopez to flee to a friend’s New York apartment. [...] ‘Marc is very machismo. [...] Marc won’t let her even do a photo shoot by herself. He is always there watching, waiting.’” Since this story has...  Read More »

I slaved over this (including compression) all afternoon, and it’s our only post for the past several hours, so put up with possible loading, you will. It’s our classic Scroll Down™, when an image looks completely unsuspecting, then BAM! It hits you with Fugliness! Wait for it! …  Read More »  Read More →

Well, well. . . J-Lo’s butt is showcased in these light jeans, but I’m not sure that they’re the most flattering pair. I haven’t seen her in pants in a while, but high-waisted ones wouldn’t have been my first choice. Do you think she could have done better highlighting her assets? Source: Popsugar   Read More →

The Bad Hair Czar has brought her celebrity hair don’t blog back, starting with Jennifer Lopez looking like she’s from the dead. Ihh. But it’s not about the makeup, it’s about that long-gone-era bun. Visit Bad Hair Day! (Britney’s shorn look is coming soon.) Powered by Qumana  Read More →

  Oooh. Now this shirt is a little weird. Too much fabric on the side, too little in the front. Plus, the whipstitched fly is just killing any remote possibility of this outfit working, I think. *Shivers* Anyone care to comment on this one? Source: People    Read More →

On second thought, she can keep it! Jennifer Lopez wore what looks like my old rug we tore up made into a jacket. Hey, J. Lo, I hope you squeezed, rubbed and groomed the old dog mess out of it, hon! Nasty. P.S. Do not wear that new "It" Prada Fringe bag with this jacket. … Or on second thought … do! *evil grin* Credit: Go Fug Yourself Powered by Qumana  Read More →