Looking pretty in hot pink lipstick with a great leather short-handle hobo Well, not intelligent bright, although who knows if she actually wasn’t. But Jessica Simpson is looking fab again, coming back into the spotlight with her own new reality show on VH1; The Price of Beauty, and she’s snapping back at Johnson Maywhore, who said she is “sexual napalm” (which is apparently a good thing). On Monday’s The View,...  Read More »

I spy something both good & bad & ugly on Jessica Simpson. Hint: they’re both red. First real day back blogging here and one of the first celebs I spot is Jessica Simpson. And I spied her Spy … and that’d be too much fun not to pun on its own, but I super spied some more dirt thanks to the glory of the new age zoom. First, the good, the beautiful, the Spy bag by Fendi: Now for the not so good & the not so red...  Read More »

Hey, I guess everyone needs a boost of confidence after a major breakup, right? I wouldn’t have gone for the duck lips, though, and would’ve sprung for a different shirt, instead. Source AKPC_IDS += "1233,"; Read More →

Right. First of all, these shirts are sooo done, and second of all, what’s with the jeans? I can tolerate a 2006 throwback if it’s paired with acceptable separates, but here, there’s no chance. The icing on the cake is the weird-looking camel toe. But Jessica looks like her sister, and that’s definitely a compliment at this stage in the game. Ouch. Source     AKPC_IDS += "1228,"; Read More →

Ka-ching! Here’s two terrible, terrible metallic dresses. One was worn on Coney Island (Jessica), the other in Italy (Beyonce), but they’re both supremely unflattering. I’m actually surprised that Jess even let this photo slip out. It’s hanging like a baggy gold sack, obscuring those curves that she loves to flaunt. Her hair looks as sad as the dress, and that’s just disappointing, because the whole thing could...  Read More »

  I feel nauseous. Don’t her legs look positively Jack Sprat-esque? Her bottom half looks shrunken and skinny next to that massive satin blazer. I’m curious about those shoes, mainly because they’re the ugliest things I’ve ever seen. Do you think they’re boots? Or worse. . . ankle boots? Jessica probaby looked hot standing next to the Pussycat Dolls anyway.   Source AKPC_IDS += "1193,"; Read More →

I recognized this handbag, but I must share custody over the photo between Pursed Lips (whose Ella helped in naming the precise style), so I must add something extra and follow this whole chillax outfit for those who want to chicly look casj (casual, natch). Top to bottom: Tweed Cap : Hats.com : $38.99 Logo Wrap Sunglasses by Roberto Cavalli : Nordstrom : $310 Striped Tank : Aeropostale : $19.50 Monkey Pullover Hoodie : Aeropostale...  Read More »

Jessica Simpson is here in NY to film Blonde Ambition, and her hair has changed yet again. I feel like Jessica is only suitable as a blonde, but these crispy ringlets are making me gag. What do you prefer, the auburn hue she had recently or the back-to-blonde look? Source: People AKPC_IDS += "1003,"; Read More →

Jessica has changed her hair to an interesting shade, wouldn’t you say? It’s like a burnished apricot color…with a fake tan to match! To be honest, what shocked me more is that in almost every photograph, her mouth is hanging open. It’s really noticeable and more than a little weird. I’m not kidding. Look… *Shivers* Source: IDontLikeYouinThatWay and People AKPC_IDS += "963,"; Read More →

Oh my. Jessica’s dress is definitely more flattering than what she’s been wearing lately–but just from the front! I’m not crazy about that pattern, but Jessica’s side baggage leaves much to be desired. Honestly, it’s as if the past thirty years of excellent support wear didn’t even exist. Hello, Hollywood Fashion Tape? It’s there for a reason. Photo Source: HollywoodTuna AKPC_IDS += "946,"; Read More →