Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have always appeared in public all matchy-matchy, but now they’re going slightly mis-matchy with grey where black is and vice versa on the pair. Um. Bo-ring? Where’s all the crazy since Valkyrie tom? But if you’re going to be boring, at least fully win back our respect on the sane fronts (domineering his wife? / scientology?). “Kate, you must match with me, woman! Let’s try it greyscale... Read More »

